Grant Goblin
Tell Grant about you
Your name, what you're building or making, where you're based, and what to look for.
Funding that fits, found for you.
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Free while in beta. Bring your own AI. Grant never submits anything for you.
Grant goes looking. You just choose.
Swipe right on a find and Grant reads the rules, drafts every answer from your own facts, and turns the rest into small jobs with clear instructions. Swipe left and it's gone.
Grant Goblin · Radar
Grant is draftingReading the rules and the real form.
One job only you can doRecord a 1-minute video. Script beats and a teleprompter included.
Real finds from Grant's own radar, checked October 2026. Always confirm details on the programme's site.
From a pile of rocks to one yes.
Four steps, most of them Grant's. You stay in charge of every word that gets sent.
Swipe the finds
Every morning, fresh matches land on your Radar with why they fit, what they offer and when they close.
Grant drafts, you send
Answers drafted from your confirmed facts, ready to copy into the real form.
Celebrate, then wait well
Gold coins, a happy dance and a badge for every milestone.
For anyone building something worth funding.
Grant searches worldwide, and every find links to where he found it. Tell him what you do and he only brings back what fits.
Founders and startups
Pre-seed to early stage, solo or with a team. Credits, accelerators, competitions and innovation grants.
Researchers and academics
Research councils, fellowships and the programmes that turn research into ventures.
Artists and creatives
Arts council funding, residencies, commissions and project grants for people who make things.
Students and spinouts
University programmes, student competitions and support for ideas leaving the lab.
Women founders
Programmes, funds and communities built for women and the people who back them.
Web3 builders
Ecosystem grants, hackathons and builder programmes across chains.
Three reasons Grant earns his place.
He never makes things up.
Drafts come only from facts you've confirmed. If Grant doesn't know your numbers, he asks, and your answer is saved so you never type it twice.
Your AI, your bill.
Connect the AI you already use. You pay your provider directly for your own drafts, and Grant Goblin adds no markup.
Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, Grok, DeepSeek, Kimi, Qwen, Mistral and OpenRouter.
Finishing feels good.
One next step a day, quick jobs with scripts and a teleprompter, and a proper party every time you press send. Calm first, then delight.
What Grant won't do
- Won't submit. You press send on their site. Always.
- Won't invent. No made-up traction, numbers or dates.
- Won't promise. Nobody can promise you'll win.
- Won't spam. One short note in the morning, only when there's news.
Watch Grant work.
A 35-second walk through a morning with Grant, from first swipe to the coin rain.
Free while Grant is in beta.
£0while in beta
- Daily matched finds from around the world
- Swipe, save, dismiss and restore
- Drafted answers with copy buttons
- Quick jobs, scripts and a teleprompter
- To-do list, Vault, badges and celebrations
- Morning round-up and deadline reminders
- Bring your own AI: you pay your provider, never a markup
Deep search
For people who want Grant to go further: paid funding databases and deeper scouting in your niche. Priced simply, and only once it's built and proven.
- Everything in the beta
- Paid databases and deeper sources
- Priority scouting for your field
Hi, I'm Koko.
The more boring the task, the less likely any of us are to do it. Willpower and brute force only get you so far.
So I make tiresome tasks a little more joyful, and find the dopamine hit hiding in the boring bits.
Some of my other projects:
- Nomad Pro, an iOS app, turns logging your travel days into a quick, fun daily check-in, with celebrations, milestones and achievements. A minute a day, and there's no year-end scramble to piece together where you've been.
- Tidewick is still in development. It turns the brain-exploding ideas behind options and the Greeks into a cosy mystery game.
- Grant is this one right here: your very cute little helper, running off into the hills to find opportunities for you.
I've been an actor for 15 years and Head of Growth at a gaming company. These days I build with AI, for people like me who need a bit of fun to get the hard stuff done.
Koko
Questions, answered.
Do I need my own AI key?
To have Grant draft applications, yes. Connect Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, Grok, DeepSeek, Kimi, Qwen, Mistral or OpenRouter. You pay your provider directly for your own drafting, and Grant Goblin adds no markup. You can browse and swipe finds without one.
Does Grant submit applications for me?
No. Grant prepares everything. You check it and press send on the programme's own site.
Will I win?
Nobody can promise that, and Grant won't. He helps you find more of the right opportunities and apply well, more often.
Who can use it, and where?
Founders, researchers, artists, students and builders, anywhere in the world. Every find shows where it came from and when it closes, so you can check it yourself.
How does Grant know what fits me?
From what you tell him: where you're based, what you're building or making, your stage and what you want. He shows his reasons on every find.
Is the art made with AI?
Yes. Grant's world was made with AI image tools and art-directed by Koko.
Why a goblin?
Because applying for funding shouldn't feel like filing a tax return, and goblins are very good at finding things.
Send in the goblin.
Two minutes to set up. Fresh finds every morning. A party every time you press send.
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